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Arthur Kirkland's home was very beautiful, especially the green and bedecked parlor
where you were now. The owner of this lovely place was sitting in a small, green chair, trying to ignore you.

"What you got there, Arty?" You asked for the third time in the last two minutes.
The blonde sighed, and looked up at you, weariness plastered on his face.
"My tea, (y/n). Why are you asking, love?" You giggled, your (h/c) hair moving in front of your face.
"It smells weird, Arty."

He exhaled, and was about to take another sip as you leaned in real close.
Arthur set his tea down with a clank.
"(y/n), why are you..."
"Can I make you some tea?" You asked, bouncing on your heels in front of him.
He just stared at you, a surprised expression on his face.
Should he? No, you could set fire to the house...but it could get rid of you, he realized.

"D-do you know how to make it?"

You shook your head, an innocent smile resting on your lips, your (e/c) eyes shining
from the sunlight that had filtered through the curtain. The blonde looked at you long
and hard and then through his arms up in defeat. "Fine. Let me show you." He sat up from
the chair and escorted you warily to the kitchen, like he was herding a rabid dog.

"First you fill the tea kettle with cold water, understood?"
You nodded, and grabbed the vessel from him and turned the faucet on.
"Co-o-old water~."

Arthur grimaced as he watched the water overflowing from the kettle as you walked over to the stove. Smiling, you turned to him."What now, Arty?" "T-turn the burner on high."
You saluted him. "Roger that, Sir Arthur."
You turned the burner on and stared at the unmoving surface of the water.
"Well, now what, Arty?"
"Now, we wait for it to boil."
You nodded, hands on your hips. "Righto, Arty. Boiling Time~!"
A few seconds passed in awkward silence, and then you peered your face real close to it.
"What's wrong with it, Arty? It's not boiling." You whined, scrunching your face up.

Arthur bit his lip in annoyance. "It's not going to boil immediately, love."
You straightened. "Oh. Well, then you could've said so!"

All in all, you ended up burning the tea, and getting thrown out of Arthur's house. The End :D
This is my first Hetalia x Reader, so it might be lame, since it was also rushed. Dedicated to :iconshihagami: for that marvelous tutorial.
It's amazing all the things I try. Sorry if it's a lil' crack.
England (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) :iconiggybrowsplz:
Picture is not mine.
Also thanks to :iconmaxride97: for helping me with the picture!
Part 1 : You are here
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Part 5: [link]
Part 6: Not here!
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Ceo-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
i know how to make tea!
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HOW DO I BURN TEA?! I fail so hard XDD DDX
LulzAwesomeCakes Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
...The sad thing is I've actually burnt water before TT_TT
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
...England i'm just really bad at making tea. I either end up putting too much sugar in it or I either make it too hot to drink and i would've burned the roof of my mouth. OuO So it isn't that bad. Apart from your horrible cooking. OuO *backs away a little bit* ...Don't throw me out of your house again please.


Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
I"m a woman, but I appreciate it anyway!!!!!! :iconsuperw00tplz:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Artist
YUSHHHH. :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
OddDisease Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconenglandcryplz: :iconsaysplz: Y-you burnt the tea...

xD anyways, good story
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
I laughed so hard at that! Thank you!
OddDisease Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, np ^^
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